Can yucky fried Chicken be good

Ok so we Know you might have a desire to hate the Moon Man, but let me assure you he is harmless but extremely weird, so try to keep an open Mind.

With regards to the sheep, Herbert had gotten a school loan and he thought buying a small herd of sheep would be a good investment. He bought 25 sheep, but he needed to move them from 1 side of the state to another, well it would cut drasticly into his school m oney to hire a truck so he took the seats out of his Volvo and moved them 3 at a time from 1 far side of Massachesetts to the far other. I just happened to be traveling down the interstate and saw him cruising slowly and weaving all over the road. I sped up to see if it was in fact hime and saw 3 sheep in the car, looking out the windows,,,well obviously I had to ask him what he was doing. He pulled off at a rest stop and decided maybe the sheep needed a rest too, so out pour 3 sheep and him sitting on a crate. He herded the sheep over to the place for dogs to break, and I said what the hell are you doing? He said he was just moving his herd to the farm for winter. I like so many other travelers were stuck mouth agape like they had been hit by lightening, watching him try to herd sheep at a rest stop. He said he was going to try 7 trips with 3 and 1 with 4. Who was I to argue with the math.

The next bizarre occurence was when I was leasurely driving up a country road when I passed his car run off road, the tail end ass up and smoke pouring out the front. I turned around, and pulled over to see how bad he was hurt. To my amazement he was cooking a chicken in the middle of no where in a ditch. I asked uh are you cooking something to eat? He said yea I was going up here to see about some hay for my sheep and this chicken hauler was in my way and a chicken got out and the guy in front of me ran over it, so I thought hey lunch. Again I realized the power of human survival. He had a 4 way lug wrench on some rocks and a fire going and had pulled most of the feathers out and was grilling the bird on the wrench.

Lost contact

Now that I am fully acclimated to your earth ways let me tell you my story as an Earthling, so call me Boss Man Houston Massuh Sir, no that's not appropriate, just call me,,,Houston. So I have arrived found my point of contact, The Moon Man and have successfully accomplished my disguises as a Natural born Earth creature of the 20th century. I'm in college, have my own room close to the Moon Man and continuing my research. I have acquired all the colloquialisms and mannerisms of a college student successfully, but I cannot communicate with the Mother Ship because the Moon Man has stolen my hidden communicator. For example once I was visiting the Moon Man in his room and dropped a $20 dollar bill out of my pocket, the Moon Man saw it as I did out of the corner of my eye and instantly he slammed his size 10 wide shoe on the bill to hide it from me. He has a propensity for theft as a means of survival. Seeing this I asked him if he saw a $20 fall around here, he looked at me with innocent eyes and said nope, didn't see it. I knew he was standing on it so I tried to get him to move over to the window to reveal my $20. I said oh my gawd there's a gorgeous girl out here with her top off, come here and look. He wouldn't move. As a Last resort I just shoved him over and he said wow a twenty, I was looking for that. Of course I knew...
Over time many of his peculiar aspects of personality were revealed to me. We were in a Astrophysics course and of course I didn't need the text book, I saw Herbert many times in the student study center reading the book because naturally,,,free coffee. I asked him "burning the midnight oil"? He said "yea ya know I'm dyslexic and it's kinda hard for me to grasp this stuff". I said, " he no problem, but just as a way to help there is a Astrophysics Lab and that is where all the answers are to the tests". He said " yea but it's on the other side of the campus and beside they watch you real close in there". I said yea they're there to help, he said yea but I got caught trying to take that big 14' Gold DVD,,uh I was just going to watch it in me room. I of course laughed and said oh you have a DVD player that plays 14' DVD's. He laughed and said well it's gold aint it?

I am sure he read that book cover to cover twice but retained almost nothing, at the end of the course we walked to the Professor's door to see our grades posted on the door. They are posted by a code and mine was at the top of the list, I had made an A+ he had failed. He fumed at me and said let's go outside. I thought he wanted air because he was furious about his failure, we got outside and he threw down his books took his shirt off and said to me, I'm gonna kick your ass, giggling I said why Herb. He said you SOB, you never bought or read the book and you made a A+, I read the book twice and failed? Of course what could I say but, apparently. He was so furious he walked away without his books, which he carried like a side arm to prove in some mysterious way, he was a serious student.
What an interesting

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this character was, on winter break he had rented a farm house in the country, for $25 dollars a month, honestly. Let me take this time to tell you that everything I say about The Moon Man is true 100%, that's what makes this such an interesting story. So I get this call from him as a phone was included in this farm deal he had conjured. He told me he needed help, he was stuck frozen in mud on the farm and needed to be pulled out. Off I went to a rescue mission. Having Mutated my VW/spacecraft into a truck, I took some chains and ropes and a ":come a long" which is a sort of winch. When I got there he was in great spirits. But I thought something was terribly wrong since the entire house was filled with smoke. He told me not to worry he had a fire going to keep warm. I entered the living room to find no furniture but a wall of yogurt to the ceiling, every flavor Known to man. He had been dumpster diving again. He had other goodie treasures, a wall of frozen milk and Orange juice against the front windows. It was hard to see exactly what was in there because of the smoke. I was coughing and hacking, he said you might want to get down on the floor to breathe
since the smoke is not so bed down here, he was crawling and so I followed. To my amazement when I got into the dining room he had chopped a hole all the way through to the roof to allow smoke out. He had a 55 gallon drum under the hole and was burning rail road ties to keep warm. He said here sit on the mattress here under the smoke, if you bend down you can still breathe. I couldn't believe it.. Then to my surprise he asked me if I wanted something to eat, my curiosity was more hungry than my stomach so I said sure what ya got. He replied, how about some grilled Lamb. I said wow you have grilled lamb, he grabbed an axe and said let me show you. So off we went trudging through snow to the middle of a field, and there under the snow lie a frozen lamb, to my utter bewilderment he dug out with his unprotected hands a a black lamb shank. He patiently chopped it off like some barbaric ritual in outer space or in frozen cave man time. He calmly took it inside and threw it on the burning fire in the dining room, like some city dwelling Nenderthalthal. When he had opened the back door most of the smoke had gone up and out the roof. I just sat down on his spread bed on the floor close to the burning fur in the drum, and felt lucky to be alive, I guess...

Earth Humor Men on the MOON

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